Emilia Clarke is one of 5 women trying to yank me out of my heterosexuality stop it
electricchapel: antichristsuperstar: fuck boys I’m trying.
WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...– no one (via endlessfragments)
mcdammit: i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
himapapaftw: people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Croatian: Volim te.
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
creepy-gifs: lungs-: crystalmath2: Carly...
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
hylianears: shrugdealer: my favorite moment in NBA history lmao still jokes. The fact that Artest is still a dick even after changing his name to Metta World Peace. Sweet mother of irony.
If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to...