August 2012
canieatthisshit:
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
tltty:
i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
July 2012
1 tag
optionallygrammatical:
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
...
2 tags
twelvefootmountaintroll:
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
When someone looks at the amount of food on my...
laughoutloudrightnow:
And asks, “Holy shit, how much can you eat?”
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the...
urbran:
excuse me while i blog in private
riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
everthorned:
being on your period should be considered a disability
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
1 tag
gettin’ real tired of speed scrolling through .gif sets so I don’t have a show spoiled for me. need to get my shit together.
me: omg yes this is one of my favorite songs ever
other person in the car: talks through the entire song
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
me: what kind of car do you drive
vegan: im a vegan
m4ge:
I was listening to this song (i may or...
2 tags
Watchmisformazing:
meeg-unhinged:
can you believe it?
samyulle:
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
5eva-a-potato:
dirksbody:
girls who get offended when you call them “dude”
or when they say “im not a dude, im a dudette”
ierobrows:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
Watchshavingryansprivates:
this was the best episode of spongebob
