August 2012
jakeforjesus:
Taking a bite out of what you think is a chocolate chip cookie
Tasting raisins
hair: no
babesapien:
brachiosaurs:
improbablenormality:
caraknightley:
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
#BRUCE BANNER #THE PUFFER FISH
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
When someone I hate touches me
off-the-walls:
touyababy:
soujizz:
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
