Life is a curse man, you’re either a part of the idiot masses or you spend your life dealing with their shit.
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead
I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever
The toughest decision I’ve had to make in a month is whether I should avoid socializing to draw or avoid socializing to read.
I need to follow new people because everything I like or want to reblog I’ve already liked and reblogged so I just sit here unliking and reliking and I feel pathetic.
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
- me: i am so bored
- unfinished video games: play me
- unfinished books: read me
- unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
- daily exercise routine: complete me
- me: there's nothing to do
- plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
if that creepy little shit doesn’t stop popping up on my dash, i’m unfollowing all of you omfg that’s the 6th time ok enough we get it
DO YOU EVER WANT TO REPLY TO SOMEONES POST JOKINGLY AND SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH THEM BUT YOU’RE REALLY NOT SURE IF THEY’D TAKE IT AS A JOKE OR NOT CAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY TALK BUT YOU’VE GOT THIS NICE LITTLE MUTUAL FOLLOW THING GOING FOR YOU SO YOU STARE AT THE REPLY AND QUICKLY DELETE IT AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL
has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
don’t trust anyone who says Kim is their favorite Kardashian
dont trust anyone who has a favourite Kardashian
a movie about flying spiders in 3D
- me (surprised): omg
- me (amused): omg
- me (angry): omg
- me (sad): omg
- me (nostalgic): omg
- me (annoyed): omg
- me (scared): omg