Lost in the City

the-most-electrifying-blog:

Life is a curse man, you’re either a part of the idiot masses or you spend your life dealing with their shit.

i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead

mister-comedy:

I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever

The toughest decision I’ve had to make in a month is whether I should avoid socializing to draw or avoid socializing to read.

noxil:

mamasam:

PIXAR IS HIRING

GO GO GO GO GO!!

I WOULD KILL TO WORK WITH PIXAR. UGH. 

I was thinking about it until I found out that they spent three years on hair.

I need to follow new people because everything I like or want to reblog I’ve already liked and reblogged so I just sit here unliking and reliking and I feel pathetic.

INFINITY

adrians:

if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

 

if that creepy little shit doesn’t stop popping up on my dash, i’m unfollowing all of you omfg that’s the 6th time ok enough we get it

nsrrenard:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO REPLY TO SOMEONES POST JOKINGLY AND SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH THEM BUT YOU’RE REALLY NOT SURE IF THEY’D TAKE IT AS A JOKE OR NOT CAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY TALK BUT YOU’VE GOT THIS NICE LITTLE MUTUAL FOLLOW THING GOING FOR YOU SO YOU STARE AT THE REPLY AND QUICKLY DELETE IT AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL

koholint:

has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet

0ceanic-w0nders:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

don’t trust anyone who says Kim is their favorite Kardashian

dont trust anyone who has a favourite Kardashian

a movie about flying spiders in 3D